[Jess comes down the steps into the diner]

PARIS: Hey, whered he come from? Whats up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?

JESS: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.

LUKE: Do not add to this insanity.

JESS: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.

LUKE: Jess!

JESS: I wanna be good, lifes just not letting me.

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JESS: Nice picture.

RORY: Gee, thanks.

JESS: Youre very popular right now. I bet if you burn a few books, theyll probably make you mayor.

RORY: This is ridiculous.

JESS: I dont know, bet you have a lot of supporters on this. Pat Buchanon, Jerry Falwell, Kathie Lee Gifford.

RORY: Bye.

JESS: Aw, come on, its a little funny.

RORY: No, being the poster girl for censorship is not a little funny. The only videos not behind that curtain are Bambi and Dumbo. I mean, they actually had a meeting earlier about whether or not Babe should be behind the curtain so as not to offend people who keep kosher.

JESS: Its a crazy world we live in.

RORY: And where did they even find that stupid picture?

JESS: Oh no, the pictures good. Its the people who are stupid.

RORY: Im never gonna be able to leave my house again.

JESS: Well, at least you wont starve.

RORY: I cant look at it anymore.

JESS: Relax. I dont think itll be around very long.

RORY: Why?

JESS: Just a guess.

RORY: Jess!

JESS: Enjoy the food.

RORY: Come back here.

JESS: Why?

RORY: Ill give you an eggroll.

JESS: Yes?

RORY: What did you do?

JESS: Nothing much. Just wanted to make sure whoever rented Dumbo or Bambi gets a little surprise.

RORY: What kind of surprise? What did you do?

JESS: You owe me an eggroll. [walks away]